This is a new series I’m going to be doing because people are a confusing species and I’ve decided to decode them slowly.
Thing That People Say: Full training provided/we will show you how to use something
What they really mean: We will show you once really quickly and expect you to grasp it. If you don’t, Google it. Even if you Google it and still struggle, then tough luck. Failure to grasp the task will result in badgering and nitpicking. Asking someone else may help or it could be futile because most of them are just as clueless as you are.
Conclusion: Be preparing to bullshit your way through any and every situation. Apparently that’s what we’re all doing.