upon checking someone’s Instagram
Is this dude allergic to shirts?
I am genuinely curious. He is shirt free in at least 50℅ of the picture. You work out, and have chiseled abs, we get it.
upon realising that I had nowhere to put my coffee
How could I forget to secure the perimeter? THESE BOBBY PINS DON’T LIVE HERE!
I’m a mess, y’all.