#53 | creepy vibes

Back to Bob

This is me having an imaginary conversation with Bob

  • He seems to want a pat on the back for driving himself to the airport. Well done? 
  • He’s back in California
  • He’s back in the Bronco (which is apparently a ‘slutty red’)
  • He’s back doing that thing where he practises his acting in an empty room. I laughed a lot at the caption because I’m easily amused. It was something like ‘no one wants to watch 😢’. Livestream it, boo, you’ve got 120k followers. Sure, a lot of them are probably angry with him (fallout from some show drama), but he has to give the people what they want!
  • I am barely attempting to disguise who he is which is bad of me, but who cares? I will deny everything. 
  • His caption game is out of control. In a bad way. 
  • I’m slowly reaching the point where he just annoys me and he never has anything interesting to say. I think he peaked with ‘Saucy Ankles’. 
  • He needs to post some stories with his cute friend! Remember him? Okay so I barely remember him, but he should still come back. 
  • He’s in one of those Hallmark Christmas movies 😂😂. Actually, I think he was shooting this when I first followed him. Lol. It looks like it’ll be terrible. In a good way of course. I bet he plays the annoying brother/best friend. Someone annoying. 
  • I’ll review it for y’all. Maybe. Probably. Most definitely.
  • I still need to watch his episode of SVU. 
  • “He’s so creepy and weird” — it’s Friday 13th, guess it’s just one of those days. Creepy vibes from The Bobster
  • He has one of those faces that either looks good or… creepy. Has anyone ever experienced that? He doesn’t have bitchy resting face, or even creepy resting face, it’s like a creepy passing face. And that sounds wrong. Anyway, maybe he just has good and bad face days. Not everyone can look as adorably angry as I do on a daily basis.  LOL.
  • He was dressed fancier than usual (for a model he has…interesting fashion tastes). Turns out he was at amFAR, which I’ve never heard of (I thought it was a hashtag for when your seats are too far away…),  but whatever, good cause. I was wondering how the fuck he managed to afford it, though, because look at the ticket prices (below). Maybe he got a cheapie ticket because, well. 
  • Anyway, given that he filmed parts, I’m sure he did. I feel like anyone paying $75,000 would be more interested in booze that making sure they filmed every second. Oh, and the actual charity side of things too I’m sure. /s
  • Fucking Hollywood.

      God is good

      Back To Reality

      • Life sucks
      • Did I mention that life sucks?
      • This week wasn’t too bad, though

      Writing

      • Better this week but…

      Hi, Aunt Flo

      • …It won’t last
      • I am just getting over the last visit
      • And even then I’ve had cramps all week
      • Save me
      • SAVE ME

        Baseball is boring

        • I think it’s a testament to how boring it is that I once accidentally mistook a college football game for a baseball game. 
        • How do people actually watch it live without falling asleep?

        Weird dreams

        • About a friend and someone called Steve
        • About work
        • About Aaron Carter (this one was fucked up and weird). 
        • Brain, can you not?

        Apparently, my brain is free of random thoughts this week (see: unnecessarily long Bob section). So, I’m going to tap out here. It’s my birthday next week… yay. I’m torn between doing something and just sleeping all day? I’ll let you know what I decide. Lol.

        Advertisements

        4 thoughts on “#53 | creepy vibes

          • No, lol, I’m not about that life. I don’t want his three fans to find me and fight me. 😂😂 Who knows, though, you might find out sooner rather than later…😝

            Well, I’m about to take pain meds and pray that I soooomehow become a billionaire overnight 🤔. So, life is good. Lol.How did your exams go?

            Like

            • Still got three to go, then I’m done. Have just about six weeks holiday, then resume for third year…

              Ha!!! The dream. You don’t want to know the amount of times during this examination that I’ve imagined being born in a SUPER rich home, that I only come to school to get a degree, and don’t stress about exams cause I’m given great scores cause ma parents are benefactors 😂😂😂

              Pain meds? What’s up with you?

              Liked by 1 person

            • Has your holiday started yet? So the Nigerian school term basically runs from the beginning of the year or it’s different depending on the school?

              LOL, we all have that dream at some point. If only it was true 😂😂

              The weather is colder here so my back is playing up. Most of the time it’s manageable but once it’s cold, nope. I need to move to a warmer climate lol.

              Like

        Leave a Reply

        Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

        WordPress.com Logo

        You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

        Google+ photo

        You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

        Twitter picture

        You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

        Facebook photo

        You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

        Connecting to %s