song lyric sunday – use your blouse for an ashtray

Theme: Madness

I am spinning that into mad in the sense of being angry or upset with someone.

I have two versions of the same song by different artists. Both are sort of rewardingly savage and amazing at the same time. 

Bad Day by Chiddy Bang ft Darwin Deez & Theodore Grams

We used to be so strong
Back then we was right, now we so wrong
She was Beyonce, I could’ve got my Hov on
And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on
Quit that shit, I don’t use force
Today is a bad day, we’ve been divorced
When I think about stress, I don’t really need it
But this is plagiarism, cause my shorty just cheated
And shorty conceited
(She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline)
She had school with no aid, no H.I.V.
Hope you don’t get in the club with that fake I.D.
Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for?
And I hope you get evicted by your landlord
But, she be messin’ with me
And I’m hoping she lose my number indefinitely
So

Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you

I guess you can’t remember all the times that I was there
Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair
You had me on the phone, but hate me when I come there

Xaphoon, let’s cut it down to a drum snare
Yeah, yeah, just like that
I hope I hope you go deaf so you can’t hear shit
Yeah, I hope I hope you go blind
Cause you look me in the face and you laugh when I cry

Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
(Maybe you should wonder that)
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
(Oh, I hope you get locked out)


Cause everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
She’s way too complex
When we argue, she takin’ shit out of context
And, I know I could have did more
But I’m never home, I was always on tour
I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish
To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss
And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist
My heart don’t beat for you so let the drum hit
And, you know I just got promoted
Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted
Happiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded
And shit got worse when I exploded
Boom, I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay
And I hope you get detention on a half day
I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray
Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day

Bad Day by Darwin Deez

I hope that the last page of your 800 page novel is missing
I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you

If you drop your keys I hope there’s a sewer somewhere very nearby
I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you (x2)

And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again

Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
Ohhhh!

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Oh everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you

But I’m sorry if it ever is (x15)

(Everyday ought to be a bad day for you)

So… Which one do you like better? Lol!

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5 thoughts on “song lyric sunday – use your blouse for an ashtray

  1. Hey! Both tracks are cool wicked, I can’t pick which one I like better!

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    1. Hi! I’m glad that you like both songs 🙂

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  2. I think I liked the second one better. 🙂 The lyrics are pretty “mad” aren’t they? Great pick! Thanks so much for sharing!

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    1. Glad you liked it. I secretly hope that I get to send this song to someone that I dislike one day. It’s on my bucket list. 😂

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      1. Haha. I have a song like that. I posted some of the lyrics on FB once, but I’m not sure if he knew they were about him. Too bad. 😁

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