The Awkward Chronicles #4

Written 23rd September - this is the first of three posts. I will post the others over the next couple of days.  #4 Dear Snarkings, Once again, Awkward Manager returned. I didn't say anything to him because I was already in a weird mood. After he walked past me a million times, I happened to … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #4


back the fudge up 

My legs hurt so badly right now. I have a major headache. I am running on two hours of sleep. I will not be sleeping for some time.  That's not really important.  Awkward Manager got me again. It's three for three. This time, we had some normal interactions. I was nodding. He still does that … Continue reading back the fudge up 

the compliment that never was

Awkward Manager again. I am yet to determine why he's so awkward. Genetics probably.  Anyway, so today, he came up to me and I have no idea what he was saying. He speaks kind of quietly, so all I heard was mumbling. My mind processed that as I like your scarf and I thanked him.  … Continue reading the compliment that never was

awkward hand

It's 1am and Bob McDoofus is already annoying me. Everyone else on Instagram was being cool and then I get to him and I was like no.  I think I might be the problem here.  Anyway, let me get back to the story at hand. Once again, Awkward Manager returned and he looked terrible. Weird … Continue reading awkward hand

birthday blues

It's my birthday today. 20th October to be exact. I somehow hit publish without realising. I'm gonna schedule it again for midnight now because I can't be trusted.  Anyway, yeah, birthday schmirthday.  Wooooooooo-wheeeeee! I am not a big fan of birthdays.  When I turned... Let's just say, 21, I was by myself. It was an … Continue reading birthday blues

social anxiety things

In terms of social anxiety, I think I've come a long way from where I was year ago. A year ago I could barely walk into McDonald's and now they have card reader machines that mean that I can do even less talking. It's awesome. Jokes aside, social anxiety is so fucked up. I don't … Continue reading social anxiety things

being antisocial

Something terrible has happened.  I was added to a work group chat.  This is awful. I pride myself on being the kind of person who only has multiple group chats with the same person. Yes, singular. I am also not the kind of person that one adds to group chats. I don't talk to anyone. I … Continue reading being antisocial