The Awkward Chronicles #3

Dear Snarklings, Today marked the return of Awkward Manager, who is now speaking to me all of a sudden. He was very chatty. I've been told that he speaks like a normal person, but I've never actually seen it. I will also never be one of those people that he talks to. I'm too awkward, he's, well, … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #3

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it feels like a volley #socs

This might be classified as a long read. Sorry.  A volley shot in football is one that is fast. Hard. Volley goals often come out of nowhere. Or they're curled around a wall. Over a wall. Through the wall. Sometimes they make it to the goal and over the line. Other times, they bit the … Continue reading it feels like a volley #socs

The Awkward Chronicles #2

Dear Snarklings, It was a warm Thursday evening when I ventured outside. I took my usual route and was just approaching a rail bridge when I spotted two individuals who appeared to be... inebriated. One in particular seemed to have decided to air himself out. His trousers were down, bare ass on show. He seemed … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #2

The Awkward Chronicles 1.5

Dear Snarklings, After the first post, I decided to do some follow up. By which I mean I asked someone point blank: Is it me of is Awkward Manager a bit weird? They agreed that he was.  I felt bad somewhat because I'm an undercover weirdo. I know how to disguise that shit. Poor Awkward Manager has not … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles 1.5

everyone is lying to me

So, I wore my new green bandana as a headband on Monday and this guy complimented me on it. I'm not really a puddle of goo kinda girl but he was cute and I was like okay then blush blush smile, looks away in embarrassment. And then someone started distracting me at that moment and … Continue reading everyone is lying to me

Words from hell

If I haven't mentioned it already, I have this little thing that we call social anxiety.  The web definition is: Social anxiety is the fear of social situations that involve interaction with other people. You could say social anxiety is the fear and anxiety of being negatively judged and evaluated by other people. It is a pervasive … Continue reading Words from hell

The Awkward Chronicles #1

Yes, yet another blog series. I feel like humour is my strong point and on this blog I'm either complaining or uh, complaining? And also sort of not really obsessing over Bob. So, yes. Let me amuse you. While complaining. Dear Snarklings,  Life is well. There's some pain and general frustration, but I'm okay.  What's … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #1