Send hugs, people. I think I'm going through not-quite-heartbreak? I find it hilarious, but at the same time, I am now feeling really stupid. Oi, life... Join in the One-Liner Wednesday fun here.
I was combing through a bunch of quotes and predictably, I went from omg I need one about being stressed to I need one about the mixed signals this foolish idiot keeps sending me. In a way, this sign encapsulates both feelings because I have no idea what the fuck is going on. (#1LinerWeds)
Nuff said. --via #1LinerWeds
It's been a long time since I've done one of these! Anyway, without further ado... ... and I like licking you, ice cream. I truly do. 😂❤ We're in the middle of a heatwave here and I have only had the dregs of an old carton of Ben & Jerry's. This is unacceptable. Clearly, I … Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday
So, I didn't win the badge contest, but the one that won is cute. I am just too lazy to use it this week. What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humour. Ain't that the damn truth. Where do you think all of my snark … Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday – what doesn’t kill you…
.... Despite the fact that I have resting bitch face I always get stopped for directions. Just the other day some guy stopped me for a lengthy amount of time. Even after I told him I had no idea where he was heading, he was chatting away. I asked if he had the address and … Continue reading #1LinerWeds – directions
So, y'all, it's time for another One-Liner Wednesday badge and I wasn't sleeping anytime soon so I ran off and made this. And then I realised that the rules I skipped over meant that I had to use my own photo. My puppy dog eyes didn't work on Linda, so I did eventually manage to find something on … Continue reading throwing my ring into the hat