The Awkward Chronicles #3

Dear Snarklings, Today marked the return of Awkward Manager, who is now speaking to me all of a sudden. He was very chatty. I've been told that he speaks like a normal person, but I've never actually seen it. I will also never be one of those people that he talks to. I'm too awkward, he's, well, … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #3

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The Awkward Chronicles 1.5

Dear Snarklings, After the first post, I decided to do some follow up. By which I mean I asked someone point blank: Is it me of is Awkward Manager a bit weird? They agreed that he was.  I felt bad somewhat because I'm an undercover weirdo. I know how to disguise that shit. Poor Awkward Manager has not … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles 1.5

everyone is lying to me

So, I wore my new green bandana as a headband on Monday and this guy complimented me on it. I'm not really a puddle of goo kinda girl but he was cute and I was like okay then blush blush smile, looks away in embarrassment. And then someone started distracting me at that moment and … Continue reading everyone is lying to me

smoothies can be the enemy | Random Thoughts #43

Give me a break This week has already been a shit show, I'm telling you. It's getting steadily worse. I have no idea who I've offended. I am a naturally unlucky person, I don't need this shit. Maybe this is ongoing karma for judging Bob? He was singing along to a song today and instead … Continue reading smoothies can be the enemy | Random Thoughts #43

i’m trying | Random Thoughts #28

Mood See this post.  Shit that happened So I was at the butchers and I gave my order and made sure to avoid eye contact because they are always creepy. I looked up around the time that it should have been ready and I saw the guy serving me blowing kisses through the mirror. I was … Continue reading i’m trying | Random Thoughts #28

This is why I don’t listen to anyone

This is so true. There was a situation at work before, and I was supposed to train someone but my coworker just steamrolled past me and did all of the talking. It was really frustrating but I'm used to it.  I think I've done the most talking in my life within the past six months … Continue reading This is why I don’t listen to anyone