The Awkward Chronicles #3

Dear Snarklings, Today marked the return of Awkward Manager, who is now speaking to me all of a sudden. He was very chatty. I've been told that he speaks like a normal person, but I've never actually seen it. I will also never be one of those people that he talks to. I'm too awkward, he's, well, … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #3

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The Awkward Chronicles #2

Dear Snarklings, It was a warm Thursday evening when I ventured outside. I took my usual route and was just approaching a rail bridge when I spotted two individuals who appeared to be... inebriated. One in particular seemed to have decided to air himself out. His trousers were down, bare ass on show. He seemed … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #2

everyone is lying to me

So, I wore my new green bandana as a headband on Monday and this guy complimented me on it. I'm not really a puddle of goo kinda girl but he was cute and I was like okay then blush blush smile, looks away in embarrassment. And then someone started distracting me at that moment and … Continue reading everyone is lying to me

The Awkward Chronicles #1

Yes, yet another blog series. I feel like humour is my strong point and on this blog I'm either complaining or uh, complaining? And also sort of not really obsessing over Bob. So, yes. Let me amuse you. While complaining. Dear Snarklings,  Life is well. There's some pain and general frustration, but I'm okay.  What's … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #1

the quietest person

So, I was at work when someone turned to me and we had this exchange: Person: Snark, you are the quietest person I've ever met in my life Me: [laughs] I'm tired...[not today, please, not today] Person: You're so quiet! I can't work in silence! Me: Oh, really? Person: Yeah, silence gives me a headache … Continue reading the quietest person

Getting Caught Up In My Own Weirdness

This is me in a nutshell, although sometimes I think life would be easier if I was normal. Sometimes I get so caught up in the weirdness that I can feel the point at which it goes from being funny to 'omg can this girl shut the fk up'.  So, I'm going to give my … Continue reading Getting Caught Up In My Own Weirdness

telephone – #AtoZChallenge

I hate phone calls.  In fact, the last conversation I had with a friend was in December and it was awkward.  If we're not related, I don't want to talk on the phone. I don't like doing official business on the phone. If there's no email option, I will avoid it. I hate calling helplines … Continue reading telephone – #AtoZChallenge