have a nice day

Dear Snarklings, I just want to wish everyone a good day, evening, morning, afternoon or whatever it is where you are. Martians - if you exist, this one goes out to you too.  I hope that your day doesn't suck and that don't you don't get run over by any tearaway cyclists or cut off … Continue reading have a nice day


smoothies can be the enemy | Random Thoughts #43

Give me a break This week has already been a shit show, I'm telling you. It's getting steadily worse. I have no idea who I've offended. I am a naturally unlucky person, I don't need this shit. Maybe this is ongoing karma for judging Bob? He was singing along to a song today and instead … Continue reading smoothies can be the enemy | Random Thoughts #43

the worst part about crying

I have a new category called Angry Thoughts. It was just a matter of time. First post will be on its way. Random Thoughts is emptyyyy. I've been saving Bob's stories to watch them over the weekend. Luckily, I've either missed some or he's been quiet. Which is good because I think he was running … Continue reading the worst part about crying

Make Your Own (L)uck

I've never really gotten that phrase. How can you make your own luck? By definition luck is: the things that happen to a person because of chance : the accidental way things happen without being planned How do you make something that isn't planned? I think the better term is you make your own fortune. … Continue reading Make Your Own (L)uck

Random Thoughts #2

upon realising that the wire in my bra was happy to see me: Why does brapocalypse ALWAYS happen to me in public?  Seriously. The number of times I've had to remove the wire in public because I can't stand it digging into my chest is ridiculous. My humiliation is always televised. I have the WORST … Continue reading Random Thoughts #2

Excuse me, missĀ 

I've already blogged about an incident that occurred between me and a friend of mine. She apologised and I reluctantly accepted. And that's it. Except, no, it isn't. If I have to force an apology from someone then it's not okay. And like I said in the linked post, I could buy that the initial … Continue reading Excuse me, missĀ 

The key to success…

...is apparently laziness, maltreatment and general incompetence. At work I am currently being made to do the work of two people. My mistake was being able to do it when they didn't have enough people. So now they can get away without hiring someone and I get back pain. I have to take my time … Continue reading The key to success…