I just realised that Wednesday passed me by. Anyway, my one liner is going to be something aimed at myself. I am weak, y'all. Weak! Weaaaaaaaaak. All my life, I've had this 'I'll grow out of it' mantra and it's failed me miserably. Miserably. I didn't grow out of anxiety. I'm still dealing with that good for nothing … Continue reading one-liner wednesday • 09/05/18
1. I have no idea how to dress properly Case in point: I actually left my house with my shirt inside out without realising. It was my favourite shirt, which is worrying, you'd think I'd know what it looks like the right way around. I didn't realise until I was in the supermarket. At first, … Continue reading 5 reasons why I fail at being an adult
Random Thoughts #57 What a week, man. What a week. I have been slacking with EVERYTHING. Messages. Emails. My daily Harmsworth gifs. Everything. Even Bob, but never fear... It was Halloween this week so I didn't even bother with Bob McDoofus that day, but I saw enough to see that he had several costumes for … Continue reading #57 | chocolate stained pillows
Dear Snarklings, I just want to wish everyone a good day, evening, morning, afternoon or whatever it is where you are. Martians - if you exist, this one goes out to you too. I hope that your day doesn't suck and that don't you don't get run over by any tearaway cyclists or cut off … Continue reading have a nice day
I am as reckless with my mouth as I am with my balance and spacial awareness. Some people love that about me. I don't know who those people are (or if they exist) but whatever, I'm in a lying to myself kind of mood. Just go with it. Happy weekend, snarklings!
This week has flown by. I'm so happy for that. So very very happy. I don't have much to say. I have been starving all week. I'm talking seriously about to eat a yogurt at 3am hunger. I'm craving sugar, chocolate and my bubblemint gum isn't helping matters. I'm hungry! Now, fast speed of the … Continue reading #SoCS/Random Thoughts #34
I'm not sure how common this is nowadays, but in the past the clumsy trait was used to generate humour and sympathy. I think they call it being klutzy now, but we all know damn well that they mean clumsy! Mia Thermopolis was the clumsy, charismatic princess that we all loved. The Ben Stiller of … Continue reading Being clumsy is not cute