One Liner Wednesday

People are going to wake up one day within the next three years and realise that having your cake and eating it only works when that cake is made out of plastic and your teeth are made out of false hope (Chinese plastic rice cakes aside of course, those are edible... ish).  Now I really … Continue reading One Liner Wednesday


This the season to be jolly. Or not.

First of all, Happy Holidays to all.  Secondly, yeah, I'm going to be cynical about Christmas. I wouldn't be me if I wasnt. Christmas is over. It took a while to get here and approached us in that overwhelming way it tends too as you get older. When you're a kid it's a day of … Continue reading This the season to be jolly. Or not.

The Problem With Being Cynical

The main problem is that I automatically trust no one and nothing. Being cynical is exhausting. I'm sure my fellow cynics will agree. However, I didn't just wake up and decide to be cynical. It was all of the people who have ever let me down that made me this way. They've ruined my ability … Continue reading The Problem With Being Cynical