I like this saying. I think it’s natural to want to catapult your way to success or whatever achievement you’re after, but mine times out of ten, it takes time. So much time. And sometimes progress is so fleeting that it feels like you’re going backwards.
I have a habit of standing still because it’s better than dealing with the disappointment but… I’m going to try and shake myself out of that rut.
So, I’m trying to get better at not saying I’ll do things later but… It’s so hard. Procrastination is a disease, I’m telling you. I also have a sieve brain that forgets everything. I need a life planner that forces me to do things. I can pay them in hugs, maybe? Just a thought!
The UK Prime Minister because, well. Just look at news.
The entire Republican Congress and the man of the hour, Trump. I am tired of hearing about their nonsense.
My underwear collection because I need something new. New (ish) year, new me, right?
My bed. I need one that has a headboard that I can use. It’s that or back pain which I will NEVER choose.
I’d like to replace the nasty views of those people who seem to hate for no real reason. Racists, bigots, homophobes. I’d replace their misplaced anger with positivity. Lord knows that the world could use some right now.
Predictably, almost everything they’ve done since in power has either been ridiculous, disgusting or helpful to absolutely no one but themselves.
3. Award shows.
Rich people congratulating themselves. Over and over. And over. And over. Enough already.
4. The weather.
It’s so cooooooooold. But I realise that this is a first world problem.
5. Not being able to write as much I used to.
I miss it, man.
6. Being sick.
Just ugh. I feel gross. I look gross. I am gross. Fuck everything.
7. PMS and sugar cravings
8. Travelling during rush hour.
Yo. This is the most awful part of my day. Arms in my face. No room to breathe. People somehow finding space to yap away on their phones. The way it is always a million degrees inside. The uphill battle to get out of the station.
9. The fact that I keep buying new shoes.
Self, you’re supposed to be saving up. Stop it. STOP IT.
10. Not having any time
I’m tired all the time. That means I am less motivated and less productive. And that makes me feel like shit.