Do you remember those magazine articles back in the day when a celebrity would list suspiciously specific items that they supposedly carried everywhere with them. Kind of like how Hillary Clinton claimed she carried hot sauce everywhere with her. Isn't she worried about the lid popping off and hot sauce flying everywhere? Please, Hillary, girl. … Continue reading What’s In My Bag?
Per Wikipedia: Resting bitch face, also known as RBF or bitchy resting face, is a term for a facial expression (or lack thereof) which unintentionally appears angry, annoyed, irritated, or contemptuous, particularly when the individual is relaxed or not particularly expressing an emotion Where do I start? I don't smile. I don't have a welcoming face. … Continue reading resting bitch face – #AtoZChallenge
Upon reaching a point of delirium at work: Medicate the treatment? That doesn't even make sense! Okay, this lyric has got to be wrong! How does one medicate the treatment? The treatment should already be medicated. In fact, the treatment is doing the medicating! I often sing the wrong song lyrics to myself, but most … Continue reading Random Thoughts #4
Sometimes I amuse myself. The thought was: Why does everything I own seem to have a fucking hole in the crotch? I need to get my life together. Or pick up a cheap sewing kit because I can't replace everything all at once. Times are hard!
Days 12-14 of the gratitude challenge! 12. Texture What now...okay, so. I've got nothing. I like the texture of... I seriously have nothing. Uhm. Wait. CAKE. I like the texture of cake. Well, I like cake. And therefore, I like the texture of the sponge when it's baked right. Particularly when it's soft and light. And fluffy. … Continue reading Texture. Colour. Smells.
Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you. Where was this quote five years ago when I needed it?
Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled. My battle with insomnia has been waging on and entered its second week. However, today it was semi-thwarted! I actually managed to fall asleep. However, when I woke up I couldn't get back to sleep. Better luck next time? This is a response/ entry to/for One … Continue reading One Liner Wednesday