Life is like toilet paper

Toilet paper is like the household equivalent of money. One minute you have enough to last you the week and the next, some sucker has left one solitary ply on the roll. I feel like it's a metaphor for life. We either have too much or not enough. We're lazy and we leave that one … Continue reading Life is like toilet paper

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The Awkward Chronicles #3

Dear Snarklings, Today marked the return of Awkward Manager, who is now speaking to me all of a sudden. He was very chatty. I've been told that he speaks like a normal person, but I've never actually seen it. I will also never be one of those people that he talks to. I'm too awkward, he's, well, … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #3

Life sucks and then you die | Random Thoughts #46

Last week's ramblings.  This was a good week Seriously. I actually had a good week. I am shocked too. There is a lot that I didn't do that I'm silently beating myself up for but at the same time, I ignored Bob (to my new followers, Bob is some poor helpless, slightly narcissistic guy that … Continue reading Life sucks and then you die | Random Thoughts #46

We’re in this together

First of all, hello to all new followers. Please enjoy my gift of the free stock photo roses.  Many of you read my How To Write An Unpopular Blog post and somehow felt compelled to follow me. Thanks, I guess. I will reply to all comments as soon as I can. That could be between right now and … Continue reading We’re in this together

The Awkward Chronicles #2

Dear Snarklings, It was a warm Thursday evening when I ventured outside. I took my usual route and was just approaching a rail bridge when I spotted two individuals who appeared to be... inebriated. One in particular seemed to have decided to air himself out. His trousers were down, bare ass on show. He seemed … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #2

How To Write An Unpopular Blog

Unpopular is defined as:  Not popular or liked I have about 120 followers and I've had this blog for a year.  Does that make me unpopular? I don't know.  Eventually, I'm going to give up on it. Probably. I'm sure something will happen in my life and I'll just stop posting. Or maybe I'll start … Continue reading How To Write An Unpopular Blog

One-Liner Wednesday – figureoutable

Everything is figureoutable This is more positive than usual but I just spent an hour laughing to myself at hurricane and earthquake innuendo* (and then feeling bad because hello people are dealing with this in real life ugh). I can't afford to be pessimistic right now.  *Basically it was FX effects in my video editing … Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday – figureoutable