Prompt: the doll maker Pushing buttons was the easy part, but where it all went to shit was the eyebrows. They were either wonky, over-arched, under-arched or just downright ugly. The worst part was the shiny, false blue eyes that constantly stared up at him. Judging. Silently, but judging all the same. I'm bad at this aren't … Continue reading #1MinFiction – 23/04
If you follow me, maybe you saw my five part epic on my drama with some guy. That's all he is now. Some guy. I've gone past the point of apathy and reached petty, and I have decided to write this post to myself because it's time to GET OVER IT. I'm too damn lazy … Continue reading REAL TALK
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I don’t normally re-read my own writing but…I just came across this and it made me chuckle. So I’m sharing it again!
Writing has been so fleeting of late for me. I seem to write a huge chunk one day and then nothing for weeks, months… meh. I am trying to write regularly at least, particularly original pieces so that I’m inspired to finish my book (pysche).
Prompt: Describe the days of the week as if they’re people.
Obviously, I wrote a reality series.
Keeping Up With The Days
Welcome to Bravo’s newest reality show, Keeping Up With The Days. In this series, we sit down with Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday; seven siblings who all possess different traits.
Monday is sitting in the penthouse suite of the Beverly Hills Wiltshire when we catch up with her. She’s wearing a blue Valentino dress and a diamond tiara. There’s a six-man security detail surrounding her.
Narrator: Monday is the princess of the bunch. She knocks on doors that…
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previous parts In my universe, there was no such thing as good. Good was what happened before the bad, because the good always led to the bad. It’s like I was always waiting for the shoe to drop and it always dropped. It was like Cinderella, except it was Groundhog Day every day and I … Continue reading #snapshots 007
Previous parts here. The stationery run wasn’t as straightforward as I expected it to be. The thought of Alan’s cheese pasty made me hungry so I stopped at Greggs. I ordered a chocolate doughnut, because why not? I’d taken a pigeon wing to face and transported into my personal episode of Gossip Girl (which I’d aptly … Continue reading #snapshots 006
[PREVIOUS PART] – [LINK TO ALL PARTS] On the morning of the pigeon incident, the computers went down at work. In normal circumstances, that would turn into a free for all. Gossip would run amok while I sat there, eyes glued to my phone as I tried to be noble and refrained from bitching about … Continue reading #snapshots 005