Awkward Situations, Life

Superpowers That I Wish I Had 

1. Invisibility

My life has basically been one huge ’I wish the ground would swallow me up immediately’ moment. At this point invisibility would be a much needed gift let alone a superpower. I would also use it to be a fly on the wall and record certain people secretly. I’d be the ultimate newspaper sting superhero. Or vigilante, but whatever, it works for Batman.

2. Flying

I’m a perennial latecomer. I think tardiness is genetic or something because I honestly can’t help it. Given that time flies away from me, what better superpower than flying? Seriously. It would be perfect. No more getting the bus or train. Or missing the bus or train. No more paying 50% of my expenses on travel. That being said, I’d probably need some kind of metallic suit of armour because flying or not, I’d probably still be very clumsy.

3. Boyband Discovery

I love boybands. I would like to have more money. Discovering a new and talented boyband would probably make me rich enough to be able to make myself rich from something else once my boyband lose their record deal. Plus my boyband would be cool and super down to Earth. Most likely. Maybe. Probably not. Whatever. 

4. Speed writing

So many ideas. So little time. If I could write or type at the speed of lightning, I would get so much done.

5. Good luck

Just trust me on this one. I have the worst luck.

6. Golden fingers

So, I could turn everything into gold, sell it and become rich. What? I never said that I had morals.

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Inspirational quotes kind of suck

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I’m not big on inspirational quotes. Seriously, they are like a bad Seth Rogen movie. There’s one joke that you can sort of laugh at and the rest are okay, but you’re already watching the movie so you automatically lower your standards.  Continue reading “Inspirational quotes kind of suck”