The Awkward Chronicles #1

Yes, yet another blog series. I feel like humour is my strong point and on this blog I'm either complaining or uh, complaining? And also sort of not really obsessing over Bob. So, yes. Let me amuse you. While complaining. Dear Snarklings,  Life is well. There's some pain and general frustration, but I'm okay.  What's … Continue reading The Awkward Chronicles #1


the quietest person

So, I was at work when someone turned to me and we had this exchange: Person: Snark, you are the quietest person I've ever met in my life Me: [laughs] I'm tired...[not today, please, not today] Person: You're so quiet! I can't work in silence! Me: Oh, really? Person: Yeah, silence gives me a headache … Continue reading the quietest person

the worst part about crying

I have a new category called Angry Thoughts. It was just a matter of time. First post will be on its way. Random Thoughts is emptyyyy. I've been saving Bob's stories to watch them over the weekend. Luckily, I've either missed some or he's been quiet. Which is good because I think he was running … Continue reading the worst part about crying

I’m fun at parties

It's your lucky day, people, you get to find out ten things about me, lol.  1. What is your best childhood memory? I just thought long and hard about this and I don't have one. Or if I do, I don't remember it. I tend to remember bad things. If you asked me what my … Continue reading I’m fun at parties

This is why I don’t listen to anyone

This is so true. There was a situation at work before, and I was supposed to train someone but my coworker just steamrolled past me and did all of the talking. It was really frustrating but I'm used to it.  I think I've done the most talking in my life within the past six months … Continue reading This is why I don’t listen to anyone

That moment when you realise how awkward you really are

So, I became acutely aware of how awkward I was a long time ago. It always seems to hit home when I'm out of my comfort zone. Like this week when I had to tell someone off at work. I don't really speak to customers unless spoken to. Occasionally, if I'm feeling chatty (a rare … Continue reading That moment when you realise how awkward you really are

5 upsides of never being invited anywhere

1. It saves me from having to say no I hate saying no. Even when I really need to, I won't say it. This is why I am already the resident pushover at my workplace. Anyway, digression aside, it is always awkward when people invite me places and I just don't want to go. Usually … Continue reading 5 upsides of never being invited anywhere