where I want to be in five years

intro. 1. Married to Chris Hemsworth I mean, he's rich and ridiculously good looking and he seems nice enough. At this point I'd marry a clone if someone could arrange it. The clone would have to have good hygiene, no man bun and an aversion to flip flops. Everything else we can work on.  I … Continue reading where I want to be in five years

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12 six-word stories

1. Bob's nose was bloodied, oh dear.  2. I sang a song of joy.  3. The bird flew over my donut.  4. I rolled over on the stairs.  5. Bruised my knee and my pride.  6. I'm a melting pot of anarchy.  7. Rage, wrath, anger, the whole shebang.  8. You and me, forever and … Continue reading 12 six-word stories

vacation – #AtoZChallenge

Today, I'm going to do a list. I'm not really a traveller nor do I really think about it beyond needing a MAJOR vacation (I need money, yo), but if I had the means, I'd fly all over the place. Anyway, here's some pretty pictures because we can all dream, right? All pics are from … Continue reading vacation – #AtoZChallenge

5 Reasons Why Having No Filter is Not AdvisedĀ 

1. You will earn a reputation... ...As that person who is known to say dumb shit at all times.  2. You will become a source of amusement It sounds good BUT IS IT? You tell me. 3. People can't tell if you're joking or not.  This is bad. This has the potential to go left. … Continue reading 5 Reasons Why Having No Filter is Not AdvisedĀ 

Top 5 Pet Peeves

Third entry for the October Writing Challenge I am doing. 1. People who never listen to advice Look, I get it. There are things in life that we don't like. Situations that are beyond our control. I get it. However, if I've advised you to do something at least five times and you just don't … Continue reading Top 5 Pet Peeves