five questions #2

1. If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies? I would switch out Robin (Batman) with Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon). Mihael Keaton would have kicked the douchebaggery out of Mel Gibson. I'm sure of it. And hey, it might win an Oscar.  2. What animal would be … Continue reading five questions #2


an overly self-conscious clown | Random Thoughts #26 (Jul 3rd – 9th)

I wore bright purple lipstick on Monday. Bright red lipstick on Tuesday. Glittery lilac eyeliner on Monday, black eyeliner on Tuesday. Black mascara on both days. After a week of not wearing make up it feels weird. I feel like some kind of overly self-conscious clown. Maybe I need subtle make up now. Dark eyeliner, … Continue reading an overly self-conscious clown | Random Thoughts #26 (Jul 3rd – 9th)

Getting Caught Up In My Own Weirdness

This is me in a nutshell, although sometimes I think life would be easier if I was normal. Sometimes I get so caught up in the weirdness that I can feel the point at which it goes from being funny to 'omg can this girl shut the fk up'.  So, I'm going to give my … Continue reading Getting Caught Up In My Own Weirdness

5 Unexpected Life Lessons

Well, they're not unexpected but it made for a catchier title. Sorry*. 1. Apologies don't really mean much.  (*I wasn't sorry.) Look, I'll be the first to admit that I have warped views on apologies. I'm sensitive in certain situations and I know that what I feel is wrong might be okay to someone else. … Continue reading 5 Unexpected Life Lessons

Random Thoughts #13

You know what, I don't need any peach inspired nightmares tonight I uttered this upon preparing to watch a story by my favourite narcissist person on Instagram. I may not have learned my lesson, but I'd like a nightmare free weekend! Also, I need to chill on Instagram. I'm not on it 24/7 by any … Continue reading Random Thoughts #13

ugly days – #AtoZChallenge

So, I decided to go make up free this week. By make up I mean eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, brow pencil and lipstick (although I wore lip gloss instead). Monday, I looked disastrous. My hair is long overdue a spruce up so I've just been tying a scarf on it but it looks awful. Plus I … Continue reading ugly days – #AtoZChallenge

Random Thoughts #11

More Instagram rambling. I always feel like an awkward grandma when I'm on social media so I'm sharing my journey with you all. Enjoy, LOL. So, today, I watched some stories. I follow less than 30 people so there's only ever usually two that need to be watched. One was of some guy in his … Continue reading Random Thoughts #11