Bitchin'

One Liner Wednesday – an overwhelming urge to run away


This is my entry for One Liner Wednesday.

Someone posted a video of their pedicure (is this a thing that people do now? Why?) and their rampant need for attention aside, I DO NOT LIKE FEET. AT ALL. I don’t like open shoes. I don’t like sandals. I don’t even like peep toe shoes. Anything that shows any part of the foot (specifically the toes and heel) is off limits. I hate the sound of feet slapping in shoes. I just hate feet. So you can imagine what happened when I unknowingly clicked onto this video. I was not happy. I literally almost unfollowed them because I hate feet that much. I’m glad they’re getting their feet together because messed up gnarly feet are the worst but they need to do it far away from where I can see.
SHUDDER. 

Life

Quote of the Day/One Liner Wednesday

Today’s One Liner Wednesday entry also doubles as my quote of the day!

It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Anatole France

Amen to that. There’s nothing worse than talking out of your ass because you don’t know anything. Mind you, that was pretty much my exam technique from the age of seventeen onward. And that is Donald Trump/The UK governments general approach right now. Let’s hear it for current affairs!! Woo! /s

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Life

One Liner Wednesday

People are going to wake up one day within the next three years and realise that having your cake and eating it only works when that cake is made out of plastic and your teeth are made out of false hope (Chinese plastic rice cakes aside of course, those are edible… ish). 


Now I really want cake.

*whimpers*

This is a response to a prompt found here.